Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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