I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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