drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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