One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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