my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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