There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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