Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I wear drunk well.
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