After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.