Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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