Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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