Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I bet he comes in French.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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