as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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