Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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