Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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