Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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