In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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