Your tits are I can't wait for
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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