Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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