he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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