He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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