Nicole vs. Life
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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