need another drink. this is the easiest way
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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