if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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