Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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