she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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