It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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