Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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