sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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