YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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