I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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