Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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