I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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