I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
