sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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