Rock
Scissors
Fuck
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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