Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Someone shattered a urinal.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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