Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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