i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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