I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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