You work out of a Hotel?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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