I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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