Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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