i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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