Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My dick has a subreddit
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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