remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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