at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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