i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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