Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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