he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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