I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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