Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There's a naked man in my car right now.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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