We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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