it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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